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Against my Better Judgement

This is an idea for a new column that I mentioned yesterday. I buy a lot of comics. Many times I'll leave the comic shop with more titles than I originally intended on buying. Sometimes I end up picking up something great, and that makes everything totally worth it. Many times I buy a lot of crap books. This column is going to focus on the latter. And instead of just being a Negative Nancy, I'll offer up some suggestions. So here are some comicbooks that I bought against my better judgement:

Since most of those Marvel books I've recently reviewed can fit under this category, I'll start with Thanos Rising.

I gave this the benefit of the doubt because of Jason Aaron and Simone Bianchi, and I'm a huge fan of space operas.

This went against my better judgement because this is a retconning of Thanos's origin, and just like the other space opera characters that I love, Marvel is focusing on Thanos as a sad teenager. Although this has a much stronger script than Nova or Guardians of the Galaxy, I don't want to see the badass characters that I love as sad teenagers. And Marvel knows this. Look at the cover over to your left. It features a badass adult Thanos with what I assume to be alien blood all over his face and not some crying teenager.

What you should buy instead is Stormwatch 19. This is the first issue written by Jim Starlin, who is the reason that we all love Thanos in the first place. No interior art, but Starlin is also providing covers. This issue features a brand new Stormwatch team which has the Weird on its roster.

Harbinger Wars 1

I gave this the benefit of the doubt because I've enjoyed the Valiant relaunch so far, and because Harbinger has been one of my favorite new Valiant titles. I was really hoping that this was good and that I didn't have to give it up. 

This went against my better judgement because Bloodshot is the only new Valiant book that I really didn't like, and crossovers are always a mess. I'm either supposed to buy three books instead of one for four months or buy one book and not really get the whole story. Companies always say the stories are self-contained, but have you ever known that to be true? And even when the stories start off well, I'm always tired of them by the end.

What you should buy instead is Hulk 6. Walt fucking Simonson drawing the Hulk pounding on Frost Giants with Mjolnir. 'Nuff said.

Resumed Development

I had actually planned to start a new column tonight, but  then this was announced earlier today so I figured it's more important. I'll hopefully get to said new column next week. Or never. Who knows? It's another comicbook thread that I'm titling Against My Better Judgement.

Anyway, Arrested Development's long awaited 15 episode fourth season will debut on Netflix, May 26th, 12:01 am. Just so you don't have to rush to your calendar: That's Saturday night/Sunday morning Memorial Day weekend.

As excited as I am, I'm still pretty skeptical. The show ended eight years ago. It may be hard to catch lightning in a bottle after all this time. But more importantly, it had a great ending. There's no question that it was cancelled way before it's time, but a lot of shows don't even get a final episode. Here's the weird part: The creators are only doing this one season on Netflix in order to get some attention to shop around a movie.  If that doesn't get off the ground, we'll have a show that had an ending that is now incomplete. It'll be like the anit-Firefly.

I'm hoping that it is good and lives up to expectations. Even after everything I said, I am pretty excited about this. I'm going to start re-watching the series tonight. It's been a long time, and I've been meaning to go back for a while now.

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