Recommended Reading

If you read my piece on The Goon from a couple weeks back and still aren't reading, all I have to say is, "What the Fuck!?" I'm not going to say anymore. I'll just leave you a fine piece of dialogue from this gem:


Goon: I'm not calm. I'm bored. Let's go smash somethin' with a pipe. Studebakers. Let's go smash some Studebakes.

Franky: Okay. But it would be more fun if we was drunk. Holy crud, Goon. Look! It's one of those circus dogs what walks on two legs!

Goon: That's a werewolf, idiot! Let's smash him with a pipe!