Plug Time

OK. About a year ago I worked on this book with Chunklet Magazine, and it's now available for preorder on www.chunklet.com. I haven't yet seen the finished product, but I hear it has been printed, so I should get a copy soon. From what I remember, there should be some pretty funny if you get jokes. Check it out.

Rated R

I think the Oscars were the other night because I hear people talking about it. So I'm sure something won but I don't know what it is because I'm not even sure what was nominated. Except for The King's Speech because people won't shut up about it. You have to see The King's Speech. Yeah. That's how I want to spend two hours. Watching some douchebag learn how to not stutter. I mean we already have My Fair Lady and the Family Guy parody of My Fair Lady. How much more shit do we need about Brits that can't talk? And even when they can speak English it's all wrong anyway. They're like let's smoke a fag and drive a lorry. Mr T knows that's jibber jabber. At least there's not a sex scene I have to hear about. I swear that people's only defense of Black Swan is that there's a hot lesbian scene. It's like don't you assholes have the internet? You don't need to sit through 90 minutes of obvious symbolism that belongs in a freshman writing class to see cunnilingus. Anyway what I'm leading up to is if you want to see a movie that's fun go see Drive Angry. It's about someone who escapes from Hell and drives around chasing with a Satanic cult who killed his daughter and is about to kill his baby granddaughter. He also has a pentagram-barreled shotgun and drinks beer from skulls. And Nicolas Cage has one up on Colin Firth on acting. He overacts which is kind of like fitting 10 lbs of acting into a 5 lb acting bag. It's like the acting equivalent of Super Sizing. Also I wanted to apologize for not getting to this faster. The movie bombed so tonight might be the last night to see this. Sorry. Now watch this:

Marathon Man

Alright. It's marathon time at WFMU. For those of you who have not heard, WFMU is the coolest radio station in the world that I know about. It's completely free form. Seriously, if there's another station that plays both The Melvins and Tom Jones, I'd like know about it. If you've never listened, check it out:

http://www.wfmu.org/

It's completely listener sponsored, and the thought of it not being around always makes me sad. So pledge some money. As the kids say, "Do it, scumbag!"

And here's the cover:

So I just got home...

...and this press release was in my inbox:

THE MELVINS' LIVE ALBUM, SUGAR DADDY LIVE, SET FOR MAY 31 RELEASE ON IPECAC RECORDINGS

LOS ANGELES, Feb. 22 - The Melvins' latest offering Sugar Daddy Live, a thirteen-track live recording, will see a May 31 release on Ipecac Recordings.

Recorded at The Busta-Guts Club in Downey, Calif. the album features fan favorites such as "Boris," "A History of Bad Men" and "The Kicking Machine."

The band recently completed a month-long residency at Los Angeles' Spaceland and are currently in New Zealand with a forthcoming round of Australian dates as part of the Soundwave Festival.  The Melvins were in Christchurch when the Feb. 21 earthquake struck but escaped unscathed and are due to resume their tour later this week.

Sugar Daddy Live track listing:

1.  Nude with Boots

2.  Dog Island

3.  Dies Iraea

4.  Civilized Worm

5.  The Kicking Machine

6.  Eye Flies

7.  Tipping The Lion

8.  Rat Faced Granny

9.  The Hawk

10. You've Never Been Right

11. A History of Bad Men

12. Star Spangled Banner

13. Boris

Here's some more Tom Jones to play you out:

Hallo Spaceman

Hello there. Friend of You Don't Look Hip and Melvins fan, Mark Adams, has been hard at work writing and recording a slew of music. His album One Time Spaceman is set to be released next month. Check out some of the songs here:

http://www.markadamsusa.com/?section=music

And if you're like me (which you probably aren't) and prefer less words with your music, check out Epilogue Doggle from the album Noise Doggle. It's a bit noisier than his other albums.

I'll get a full review up on Comfort Comes (hopefully) soon once I get a little fucking time.

It's like they were reading my spankblog

My spankblog*: http://spankblog.blogspot.com/





*Not really my spankblog.**





**Luckily, this page already exists, so I didn't have to create it just for this joke.***





***However, eerily enough, this could very easily be a page I did create. Sorry for the confusion.****





****Not really sorry.