This ad would be infinitely better if...

...the conversation was:

MARTY: Do you see the light up there?

SIRI: Yes.

MARTY: Do you see the woman in the window?

SIRI: It's your wife.

MARTY: Do you know who lives there?

SIRI: A nigger lives there.

MARTY: Did you ever see what a .44 magnum pistol would do to a woman's face?

SIRI: It would fucking destroy it. Just blow it right apart.

MARTY: Did you ever see what it would do to a woman's pussy?

SIRI: That you should see.

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