Monday, January 24, 2011

Killing Time

If you were reading this page back when I first began and it was comic book-themed (Although I believe I did mention that it could devolve into whatever I felt like. I guess I could go and check very easily, but I don't care enough and can't afford to hire editers), you might remember that I absolutely love Jonathan Hickman's Fantastic Four run. It's easily the best book that Marvel has (along with Hickman's SHEILD, which doesn't come out nearly enough), and maybe just the best book out there right now. That being said, I'm pretty worried that the book may be jumping the shark with issue 587 on Wednesday. This is the climax of the Three arc which promises to kill a member. Generally speaking, I'm not a fan of the superhero death. Here's why:

No one stays dead. Now, I'm not complaining about the unrealistic aspects in a story that involves people getting superpowers from cosmic rays. What bothers me is that it sucks most of the drama out of these ultra-dramatic moments, so then, really, what do you have left? An exception to this rule is Civil War: The Confession by Brian Michael Bendis, one off the finest single-issues ever written.

Too much promotion. Marvel has been promising in ads that someone will die. Although the title Three pretty heavily foreshadows death, a number of outcomes are possible (maybe Ben Grimm quits to join the Avengers full-time). Anyway, it kills any surprise that might be waiting. An exception is the end of Thanos Imperative where (Spoiler Alert) when Nova and Star Lord go out blazing like Butch and Sundance. This wasn't advertised at all, and it's believable because, honestly, it's conceivable that these two characters can never make an appearance again.

Death Sells. I never understood this. Every time, a superhero death boosts sale. Why? I mean, I understand that some chump sees that Batman is dying on the TV, so he'll run to a store and buy it thinking he'll be able to sell it for a lot of money one day, but why do comic book readers who know the character will return in a year. I mean, I'll buy it, but that's because I've been buying Fantastic Four every month for the past year and a half. I didn't buy the Captain America death issue, because I wasn't buying Captain America. When dealing with an A-list character, there is never an exception.

Predictions:

2 to 1: Reed dies. If anyone has been reading Hickman's run (or last month's issue), this is the obvious choice. Not in a bad way, but structurally, this is where the story is leading to. Almost anything else would be bad writing for shock value.

10 to 1: Ben dies. This was a little more plausible a couple months before Marvel started using him in 2011 ads. Anyway, Ben's turning human in the beginning of this arc cannot be a coincidence. It would be tragic if this caused his death. In light of the aforementioned ads, I now think it would be tragic if Reed dies because a depowered Ben can't stop the threats or save Reed.

50 to 1: Sue or Johnny dies. I don't see how this would fit the story.

100 to 1: Someone else dies. Marvel claims its a team member, but you never know with these things. It could be misdirection. However, with all this publicity, it seems that could cause some backlash.

Bonus Prediction: We know that after Fantastic Four ends next month, Marvel is relaunching it as FF at issue 1 in March. My prediction is whichever character dies will be brought back in a year, so that Marvel can change the numbering back to 600.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Here's a movie...

Watch it.



Now go back to sleep, America.

Monday, January 3, 2011

so there's this...

Not incredibly impressive, but kind of cool, I guess. This is the best audio quality I could find.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Top 10

So I recently made my 2010 top 10 list for Chunklet staff picks.  Since that's just a list, I figured I'd expand a little.  To build tension, I'm going to add numbers, pictures, and make a countdown.  I'm like VH1.  Here we go:

10. Brian Posehn-Fart & Wiener Jokes (Relapse)
I didn't just put this on my list to suck up to Henry.  This is obviously hilarious.  I mean, even if you don't have a CD player, you could just spend the hour laughing at the cover.  He's been telling a lot of these jokes for a while now, but they're still awesome.








9. VRSA-Old Man Gray (Last Bastion)
This is a band from CT that sent me their album sometime this summer.  It's pretty cool.  I think they like a lot of the same bands that I like.






8. Tom Jones-Praise and Blame (Sound Recorders) This is kind of a weird album of gospel music, but whatever.  It's Tom Jones.  I fucking rules.








7. High on Fire-Snakes For the Divine (E1)
A lot of people criticize this album for being more accessible, but I was never really that impressed with High On Fire until I heard this.  So fuck them.  This album's more badass than Rambo with a chainsaw gun.







6. MF Doom-MF Borat
This EP was recorded in 2006 when Sacha Baron Cohen was promoting the Borat movie.  Nothing was done with it, so Doom put it out on the internet earlier in the year.  The music's sampled from old soul songs.  It's great.  Should be easily available.  If not, let me know.  I'll put it up or something.

5. Mugison-Ítrekun
Ítrekun is Icelandic for live album.  Maybe.  I don't really know.  I speak American.  But I do know this live album is better than most studio albums I got this year.

4. Mondo Cane
Mike Patton performing old Italian pop songs with an orchestra.








3. (the) Melvins-The Bride Screamed Murder (Ipecac)
If anyone was reading any of the three websites that I write on in early June, you're probably wondering why this isn't number one.  I think because I'm still in my honeymoon stage with these next two albums.












2. Kylesa-Spiral Shadow (Season of Mist)
Perhaps the only band that I've written more about this year than The Mevins.  This album really pushes everything they've been doing.








1. Foetus-HIDE (Entopic Ents)
This is a perfect album from start to finish.  It incorporates some Steroid Maximus elements into Foetus.  Everyone should get this.  Go, Team Venture!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Here Come the Purple Yoda


So I saw Prince last night, and if you live in NJ/NY, you should totally go see this.  Here's the setlist.  A bunch of these songs were in medleys, but he still played for nearly two hours:

Laydown
Black Muse (New Song)
The Beautiful Ones
Uptown
Raspberry Beret
Cream
Cool (The Time cover)
Let's Work
U Got the Look
Shhh Play
Angel (Sarah McLachlan cover/Shelby J.lead vox)
Nothing Compares 2 (Duet between Prince and Shelby J.)
She's Always in My Hair
If I Was Your Girlfriend (with Esperanza Spalding)
Insatiable
Scandalous
Adore
Purple Rain

Encore:
Kiss

Encore 2:
Sometimes It Snows In April (with Lalah Hathaway)
Diamonds and Pearls (with Lalah Hathaway)
All the Critics Love U in New York (lyrics changed to New Jersey)
Controversy
Sexy Dancer
Le Freak (Chic cover)
Housequake (with Controversy outro)

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Saturday, December 4, 2010

RIP

This has been out of print for way too long.